



DOMESTIC AVENGERS: in which Nat, Clint, Bruce and Thor babysit Peter while Cap and Tony are gone. (based on the Monsters Inc scene with Boo)
“Okay boys. Mission objective: Get Peter To Bed…any volunteers?”
“I’m an assassin, not a babysitter. You do it, Nat.”
“I QUITE LIKE THIS TINY MIDGARDIAN CREATURE. Why must we cower in fear?”
“Babies are scientifically proven to prefer women. Go, Natasha.”

AU; Children!Spideypool, in which six year old Wade is too cool for three year old Peter.
“Waaaaa..can we pway now?”
“Fine, after this is over. It’s Wade, not Wa, Petey.”